he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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