So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize