come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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