I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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