just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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