why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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