Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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