i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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