yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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