Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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