If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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