i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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