You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
we should paint friendship bongs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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