So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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