woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
