we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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