I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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