just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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