This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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