I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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