I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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