So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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