The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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