When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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