Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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