I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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