Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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