I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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