Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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