It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Come on in and take your pants off
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