just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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