just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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