I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I could fuck to npr.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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