Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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