yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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