bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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