If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We're facebook friends in real life
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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