Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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