"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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