If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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