Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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