Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Boobs speak an international language.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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