i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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