id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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