Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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