After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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