Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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