New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Quick, to the slutcave!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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