I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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