I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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