dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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