i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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