You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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