My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I enjoy the company of your penis
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