I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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