No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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