So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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