WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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