Porn is love you can see.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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