Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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