i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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